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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

(Source: sorry, via humorking)

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1950s teenage couple order milkshakes and burgers at a local San Diego diner

Thomas Rousset (1984)
"If I told you
How many times
I’ve sat alone
On the shower floor,
I promise,
You’d cry too."

- l.s.f. (via theopenmaw)

(Source: despawndent, via yewtube)

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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via trust)

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